I'm kind of tired of this whole Van Jones thing (and if you don't know who that is, please go away and don't talk to me). Anyway, the point is, Jones resigned, he's gone, and we can all rest easy now because there's one less communist nutjob running our lives and because we are ever so slightly closer to not having to witness Glenn Beck spontaneously combust live before our eyes.
In a statement released tonight around midnight, Jones said, "it's hard out here for a pimp...whole lot of bitches talking shit."
Or something like that. I didn't really read it. What the hell is a "green jobs" czar anyway??