Since I'm posting them, I figured I'd bring back one that I never posted back in October:
Sarah: Have you seen that stupid ad with Andy Griffith supporting Obama?
Sarah's Dad: Yeah, and Ron Howard and Henry Winkler too.
Sarah: They shouldn't allow people like that to do things like that.
Sarah's Dad: Why not? What are you, a fascist now?
Sarah: I'm just glad Don Knotts is not alive to see this.
Sarah's Dad: But Don Knotts is probably a lot more liberal than Andy Griffith!
Sarah: I know, that's why I'm glad he's dead!
For the record, the man continues to torment me with that ad every time we see "The Fonze" or Opie/Richie/Ron on TV.