1. If Hillary is having a daiquiri or a martini as she sits in front of the TV tonight, feet propped up and not a care in the world...
2. If Pres. McCain is having his V-8 or Metamucil as he sits in front of the TV tonight, feet propped up and not a care in the world...
3. Why Jimmy Carter has to be the only president from Georgia...
4. Why there is no "Gregalogue" for tonight's Red Eye w/ Greg Gutfeld posted at The Daily Gut...
5. If the unfortunate state of my hair today made anyone suspect my children might be in Texas state custody...
6. Why no one seems to realize Dick Morris never actually says anything of substance...
7. Why people who don't even eat rice suddenly feel the need to buy ten pounds of it...
8. Who the first person to have a scrap metal drive will be...
9. Why this poor girl on the Colbert Report with the nice singing career can't afford a pair of tweezers or an original point of view...*
10. Why Futurama is on Comedy Central...
*Unibrow + Anti-war songs = L-A-M-E
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2 comments:
1, 2 and 6 cracked me up! I must say though, I can't imagine Hilary ever just chilling out. She's likely plotting our country's demise.
10... Heeeeeeey, I think that show is funny!
OMG you crack me up!
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