5 Things that make me feel old: a follow-up

So, I was going to stop at two posts, but then this happened. I was doing my nightly scanning of my regular websites and...well, remember that 10 5 things that make me feel old... post? I have a few follow-ups.

First of all, I saw this linked on the AOL Welcome screen under the headline "Simpson's Guy Reveals Gay Wish." I guess I didn't realize where the apostrophe was because I thought this was going to be something about Homer being a closet homosexual. Not quite. Pete Wentz Says He Wishes He Was Gay . For those of you who aren't going to click that link and who don't know who Pete Wentz is (I had no clue and still don't really care), he's the "bassist" for that Fall Out Boy thing I mentioned. The "Simpson's Guy" part refers to the fact that the guy is apparently dating Jessica Simpson's little sister. As I mentioned in that post, the only reason I know what a Fall Out Boy is, is because of various pop culture references, not their actual music. Now, I have proof. Dude's making headlines because he is gay wishes he was gay and dates Jessica Simpson's little sister. Draw your own conclusion.

The second follow-up...take number one from my list (ability to move about without an iPod in my ear) and number five (Matthew Perry), have them reproduce and this is what you get:


That is all.